Messed Up

EB- Video has quickly made a name for itself in the pissing fetish. Films like Piss-Heaven, Piss- Gang and Summer Gushers have established it as a fairly mature producer of the kinky sexual activity and their new film Messed Up is by no means a deviation from the course of their growing golden shower notoriety.

The producers have elected to extend some of the action to the outdoors with this release, which makes this about the only time 'pissing in the wind' seems like a useful exercise. The European cast also engages in some fetishes you might not have encountered before – but we'll get to that a bit later on.

Our first couple have hiked up a mountain trail for their dirty session and, accompanied by a Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon-esque oriental soundtrack complete with Gregorian chants, there's a real epic feel to their adventure. It's abruptly broken up by some hardcore rock music in an effort to mark the beginning of the hardcore encounter. They have a few drinks, kiss and then set out to find a good spot for their one-on-one.

Once they've chosen their little rocky outcrop, the big daddy whips out his thick cock (complete with a thick metal Prince Albert) and lets his thin companion suck on the juicy bit of meat until he blows a massive load, some of which hangs from his massive piercing. Our hung stud then pisses all over his hungry sucker as a reward.

The two continue on their little trek and spy a lone hiker on his way along the trail. The boys seem to immediately set off to grab the buzzed-headed cutie, but the action just centers on the solo hiker for the time being as he takes a leak from his uncut cock along the side of the path. He continues his walk and finds a hot young thing to satisfy him, just blowing bubbles in the park.

When the duo retreat indoors, they kiss a little and then out come the clippers so our bald hottie can make his friend similarly hairless. Bald-appreciation porn isn't exactly common, but after this scene you'll wonder why not. It's incredibly hot for such an innocent-seeming fetish. Seeing two guys with little to no hair making a performance out of it just really seems to work.

The groping of each other's noggins, the pissing on the skinhead and the act of shaving it really takes the cake for original and boner-inducing elements. There's just something about seeing a warm golden stream run down from the top of a guy's head that is so exquisite to watch and the subject of the fountain of piss in this scene gets off on it equally.

You'll find this strange new – well, new to some – appreciation for the hairless head spread throughout the film and it really sets this piss movie apart from the rest of the many films associated with the golden shower fetish.

In the second scene, it doesn't even end with the clippering. Later in the action, our recently buzzed spunk even gets his head properly shaved with a razor. It proves unusual and enthralling all at once to see him transformed and is followed by our keen shaver masturbating over his subject's recently shaved head. Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant!

Starting with an impressive location shoot for its opening number and regressing into some intimate indoor action, there's quite a diverse range of content in Messed Up. Fans of the pissing fetish should be entirely satisfied with the action, but it's the bald-loving guys that should really check out the unusual focus of this film. You'll certainly love the attention paid to the resident eggheads in the film. All-up: a very surprising entry into EB's portfolio of work.